i love how gatorade doesn’t actually ever get referred to by it’s actual flavors
"the other blue one"
Two chemists walk into a bar.
One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.
The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision